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Thoughts on the Machines

5 Microsoft Products that Still Suck, But Might Be About To Stop Doing So

Windows

Windows 8 is slated for release in sometime in late 2012. Perversely, the very thing that it is attracting most criticism for, is precisely the thing which may make it great. Namely the ability to program desktop applications in HTML5/JS/CSS. This would mean that for the first time in its life, Windows application development will be truly standards based. Its no secret that the best and brightest programming minds have been flowing out of windows desktop development and into web application development. To make windows application development web application development is perhaps not so much a stoke of genius as a stroke of uncharacteristic pragmatism for Microsoft. The possibilities are literally endless. Expect big things from Windows 8 for this reason alone.

Internet Explorer

Every version of internet explorer up until and including 8 was terrible. Whilst in a position of market dominance, Microsoft rested on their laurels and allowed the browser to move in various user-hostile directions until finally an essentially unusable ie6 started the great exodus to Chrome, FireFox and Safari. Finally IE 9 was released, which was a clean lightweight browser that supported standards and generally behaved in a similar way to the other leading browsers. Developers, designers and users rejoiced. Now it seems with the forthcoming IE 10 that Microsoft may actually be moving on to big things. Thats not to say that the browser will be in any real sense ground breaking, simply that it will be on a par with its rivals for a first time in a long time.

Bing

Live Search, Windows Live Search, and MSN Search used to be terrible. Like really, really terrible. Bing is quite good. Depending on your preferences, it may be even better than Google or Yahoo. The point again is that they have nothing revolutionary, or way out in front of the competition- its just that right now, for the first time in a long time, Bing is, in some respects, _as good as_ Google and Yahoo.

Windows Phone

Windows Mobile hurt. Right up until 2009, buyers of supposedly top-end windows smart-phones would end up with a user experience that was slow, fussy, and in a thousand little ways inferior to both Android and iOS. To some extent that changed with the release of Windows Phone, but things really took a turn for the better with the release of the Mango interface. Suddenly people actually like using Windows based phones, some people even _prefer_ them. All because of the Mango interface

Windows Server 8

There are two schools of server development: *nix and Windows. To all intents and purposes they could also be called “command line” vs “pointy clicky”. The two gigantic advantages that *nix servers have over windows is that

  1. *nix is generally free
  2. On *nix everything can be run from the command line.

However the forthcoming Windows Server 8 is set to be command line driven by default. Admins everywhere are rejoicing as scripting tasks become much, much easier.

 

Morally Speaking, Which Was The Best Tech Giant of the 00s?

Google

The Good:

Gave away a slew of game-changing consumer services for free

The Bad:

Found out everything about you and then sold it to the advertising industry.

 

Microsoft

The Good:

The  Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation

The Bad:

Take your pick from any one of a big pile of monopolistic business practices and “sharp” marketing. That time when they bankrolled a rogue company’s attempt to claim ownership of Linux. Oh, and there were some truly awful products.

 

Apple

The Good:

Total dominance in consumer electronics. Thought leaders for smartphones, tablets and PCs. (although strictly speaking the iPad wasnt released until 27th january 2010)

The Bad:

Steve Jobs was what could politely be termed “single minded” at the cost of family and parking . Apple are tainted by their association with Foxconn.

 

The Verdict

Google. On the basis that they are the only tech giant that has never caused actual harm or misery, merely an uncomfortable omnipresence in every netizens life.

 

Have We Reached The Singularity?

The Technological Singularity is the point where advances in technology converge to create a smarter-than-human intelligence. Precise definitions vary, but thinkers such as Vernor Vinge regard it is a case of “when” rather than “if” the Singularity occurs.

Because a lot of these ideas were first suggested back in the last century, (before humankind began to fast- forward through the gradually-unfolding history of progress, like someone impatiently zipping through a YouTube clip in search of the best bits) the pace of technological advancement was greatly underestimated, and hypothetical singularities were generally timetabled for 2050 or beyond (although Vinge notably suggested a time window of 2005 – 2030).

So does the Technological Singularity lie in the future or is it already upon us? Has humankind already created an all knowing super-intelligent being?

The answer could be: “Yes. The Internet”.

The Internet is a Giant Hive Mind.

The Internet is essentially a gigantic shared brain connecting all of humanity to all of the machines. The barriers to entry are getting lower and lower for humans and non-humans alike. Increasingly we access services that are always available using wearable computers that are always with us. People in the developed, and even developing, world are within arms reach of an Internet device 24 hours a day. Disturbingly, the Internet is beginning to look less like a tool to be used and more like a giant life form in its own right with opinions, emotions and memory.

…and the Hive Mind has Opinions

From the Arab Spring to the swift defeat of SOPA to the great Rick Rolling madness of 2007, the Internet is increasingly throwing up Memes that can only really be understood as being of the internet. Sociological needs are formed, bounced and amplified until finally the Internet speaks with one clear voice: “Libyans- rise up!”, “SOPA is bad and must be stopped!”, “Nevagonnagiveyuuu-up!”. In a very real sense the Internet is telling people what to do.

…as well as a Perfect Memory

The Internet will not allow us to forget or to be forgotten. With the EU drafting laws to hobble the Internet’s memory, this issue is shaping up to be one of the Internet’s first proper fights with humanity. Anything that finds its way onto the net (ie just about everything), will be there forever. The distributed and fail-over nature of the Internet means that data no longer ‘degrades’ in the same way that it used to. Take Wikipedia as an example- not only are there 26,097,157 pages, there is also an online record of every single version of every single page. Furthermore, on the very rare occasions when a human steps in to do a “hard delete” from Wikipedia, the ‘deleted’ information lives on through the Wayback Machine, and in the various mirrors created from complete Wikipedia backups that are downloaded for free by thousands of third parties every day. And thats before you even take into account services like Google and Facebook which are actively doing their level best to find out as much as they can about everything and then store that information forever.

…Oh and did we Notice That The Hive Mind is Developing Actual Intelligence?

The Internet is becoming quite smart. Whereas in the past it was more of a knowledge database, now it is developing an active intelligence. You no longer have to laboriously dig up, and sift through documents like you did in the old (3 years ago) days. You simply ask the Internet questions and get increasingly useful answers. Any sort of logical, data-related or mathematical question can be answered with total precision simply by typing it into the Internet- sums, currency conversion, weather, plane arrivals, etc. In the last year, the way in which question-answer sites work has been greatly improved. Quora, Stackexchange and others throw up good answers to relatively complex and abstract questions, without the questioner actually having to do any more work than simply asking the question. And even the process of asking questions has become easier with technologies such as the Google Prediction API magically suggesting search results to you before you’ve even finished telling Google what you are searching for.

But dont worry about feeling isolated because:

…The Hive Mind Speaks to you as an Individual

Scarily the Internet now speaks to you as an individual. In the manner of a close friend or a good salesman, it actually modifies its appearance, message and language to tailor a unique reality just for you, in order to pander to your confirmation bias. In this way the Internet gets you to engage with it, trust it, and do its bidding.

So… Singularity?

Given that humanity has already created a super-intelligent being, albeit one that will look like the class dunce in about 18 months once technology has advanced even further, what are the next steps? Indeed are there any steps left between where we are now and a technological singularity?

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